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Leanimal
03 July 2008 @ 12:08 am






So let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

Why is the plane crashing?

The pilots are passed out drunk.

Easy. I’d fly the plane.

Both engines have exploded and we’re falling in a death spiral toward the earth.

I’d wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I’d run you back to the scene of the accident, and we’d stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.









comment, my loves.
 
 
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Leanimal
08 October 2009 @ 09:57 pm
 I SAW THE KINGS OF LEON ON TUESDAY IN HOUSTON

AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

THATS ALL FOR NOW.
BUSY BUSY BUSY.
MISS YOU ALL.
 
 
Leanimal
07 June 2009 @ 10:26 pm
MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE APPARENTLY.





boyfriend: i want to be a vampire
me: lol cool me too
boyfriend: NO LIKE... I WANT TO SPARKLE IN THE SUN.
me: WAIT... SERIOUSLY?!
boyfriend: IS IT GAY THAT I AM DOWNLOADING TWILIGHT ON MY COMPUTER IN HD??!?!
me: i am so confused right now. have you seen the new moon trailer? it looks a lot better..
boyfriend: YES I SAW IT WITH YOU DURING THE AWARDS REMEMBER?! I LIKE IT... IT JUST LOOKS LIKE JACOB IS STRAIGHT OUT OF NARNIA WITH THE WHOLE WOLF THING.
me: im going to go now.
boyfriend: i want to have super powers and live forever.



he loves vampires and werewolves like for real the ones that die in the sun. and he use to give me hickeys in high school to the point that blood came out and that was just weird. and we would be like LOL VAMPIRES LOL. (this was years before twilight obviously) he never REALLY liked twilight, he just put up with my shit. but now... now i am confused.


ok back to studying.